Poker Hand Nicknames

Aces (A-A): Pocket Rockets, Bullets, Rat's Eyes, Snake Eyes, American Airlines, Eyes of Texas, Sharp Tops
Kings (K-K): Cowboys, King Kong, Jane Goodall, Gorillas, Gorillas in the Mist
Queens (Q-Q): Canadian Rockets, Ladies, Siegfried and Roy, Jailhouse Rock, Hilton Sisters, Big Pair: Dolly Parton, 4 Tits, Flower Girl, Dykes, Hookers
Jacks (J-J): Johnnies, Fish Hooks, Jay Birds, Good Times, Disabled Veterasn (if they are both one eyed Jacks)
10-10 : Dimes, Tension
9-9 : Popeyes, Phil Hellmuth, Gretzky, German Virgin
8-8 : Snowmen, Oldsmobile 88, Little Oldsmobile, Dog Balls, Two Fat Ladies, Racetracks, Piano Keys
7-7 : Saturn, Mullets, Sunset Strip, Hockey Sticks, Walking Sticks
6-6 : Route 66, Kicks
5-5 : Speed Limit, Presto, Sammy Hagar
4-4 : Sailboats, Magnum, Canadian Presto, Diana Dors, Colt 44
4s,4c : The Darth Vader – Dark side of the Fours.
3-3 (3,3): Crabs, City Park (two trees)
2-2 (2,2): Ducks, Pocket Swans
A-K: Big Slick, Walking Back to Houston, Salt Lake Pair, Santa Barbara
K-9 : Pedigree, Canine, Dog, Fido, Sawmill
Q-J : Maverick
J-Q : Fred and Ethel
Q-7 : Computer Hand
J-4 : Flat Tire (that's what a jack is for)
J-5 : Jackson Five, Motown
K-J : Lebron James, King James, Kojak
J-K : Harry Potter, People who need People
K-K-K-K : The Four Horsemen
K-K-K : The Three Wise Men, Alabama Night Riders, Ku-Klux-Klan
A-Q: Big Chick, Little Slick
K-Q Suited: Marriage
K-Q Offsuit: Mixed Marriage, Lucy and Ricky
K-3: King Crab, Commander Crab
3-A: Baskin Robbins, 31 flavours!
A-2 : Hunting Season, Acey-deucey, Little Slick
A-J : Ajax, Blackjack
J-A : Jackass
A-2-3-4-5: Bicycle; Wheel
A-2-3-4-5 straight flush: Steel Wheel
10-5 : Woolworth, Stedman's, Five and Dime, Barbara Hutton (the dime store heiress)
A-9 offsuit : Jesus (Jesus Ferguson)
Q-9 : Quinine
Q-9-6-3: The Clock Hand
Q-3 : San Fransico Busboy, Gay Waiter
K-3 : Sizzler
J-K Offsuit : Bachelor's Hand
K-J : Kojac, King John, Tucson Monster
A-A-8-8 : Dead Man's Hand
Club Flush : Golf Bag
2-2-2: Huey, Dewey and Louie
Q-Q-Q-Q : The Village People
Q-Q-Q : Six Tits
J-6 : Railroad Hand
Q-6 offsuit : Peanut Butter and Jelly
K-8 : Kokomo
10-4 : Good Buddy, Broderick Crawford, Over and Out, Roger That, CB Hand
9-2 : Montana Banana
9-4 : Joe Montana Banana
9-8 : Oldsmobile
3-9 : Jack Benny
7-8 : RPM
7-2 : Beer Hand
6-9 : Dinner for Two
9-5 : Dolly Parton – from the movie 9 to 5
3-8 : Raquel Welch. Ahem
10-8 : Tetris
3-9 : Jack Benny
2-9 : Twiggy
8-3 : Sven
6-6-6: The Devil, Satan, Lucifer, Devil's Area Code
10-2 : Doyle Brunson, Texas Dolly – His pocket cards during the final hand his WSOP back to back wins in 1975 and 1976
6-9 : Joe Bernstein, Big Lick, Dinner For Two, The Good Lover, Good Position
7-6 : Union Oil
10-3 : Weinberg
10-10-10: 30 Miles of Bad Road
6-2 : Ainsworth
5-7 : Heinz 57
6-4 : The Rabbit
6-3 : Blocky
6-2 : Ainsworth
2-3 : Little Pete, Polish Big Slick
3-2 : Mississippi Slick, Can of Corn, Hooter Hand
2-4 : Lumberjack's Hand
3-5 : Bully Johnson
7-4 offsuit : Cambodian Slick
7-5 offsuit : Filipino Slick
8-5 : Finky Dink
4-5 : Jesse James (gun that apparently shot the notorious outlaw), Jack Russel, Colt 45
A-K-4-7: Machine Gun, Assault Rifle (AK-47)
A-10: Johnny Moss
3-3-3-3: Forest, Four Trees
2-2-2-A-A: Marksman (three ducks with two bullets)
2-3-4-5-6: Rabbit
2-2-2-3-3: Nits and Lice
4 pair (in Omaha): Noahs Ark
3 pair (in Omaha): Shoe Store
A-2-3 : ABC
Any Flush: All Blue, All Pink
4 to a Flush: Arkansas Flush
A-A-A : Beatles Reunion
K-10 : Big Al
7-10 : Bowling Hand
A-K-Q-J-10 : Broadway
Joker : Bug
4th card of a rank : Case Card
Club Flush : Golf Bag
King High Club Flush : Rodney
Heart Flush : Valentines
4-4-4 : Grand Jury
2-2-2 : Huey, Dewey, and Louie
Any face card : Paint
5-5-5 : Washington Monument

Bo Jungblut